March 2012
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My first college acceptance: Old Westbury!
February 2012
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a romantic story →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
And they lived happily ever after.
please let there be more, this was way too entertaining
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Battle of the organs
Guy: Hey!
Girl: Hi! What's going on?
Guy: Nothing much, you?
Girl: I'm not doing much either, do you want to see a movie together?
Guy: Sure, why not?
Meanwhile...
Penis: DUDE, SHE TOTALLY WANTS ME!
Brain: Penis, calm down, she only wants to go to a movie.
Penis: Permission to stand sir?
Brain: NO, STAND DOWN!
Penis: With all due respect sir, I know what I'm doing.
Brain: You are not going to do anything, it is just a movie, stand down and hold your ground!
Penis; Sperm, how are all the men?
Brain: LISTEN TO ME NOW!
Sperm: All ready sir, ready for deployment!
Brain: Penis, you do not seem to understand! I am the head of operations, not you!
Penis: No, you are the one that doesn't understand. We don't need you now, I'm his brain now.
Brain: Are you disregarding a direct order? Stand down! Do you understand me? He will never have a girlfriend if you keep getting in the way! STAND DOWN!
Penis: Sorry, but at the moment, I overpower you.
Meanwhile...
Girl: Is that a boner?
Guy: Um... no?
Girl: Ew.
Brain: Damn you Penis, damn you to hell.
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I’m still waiting for my first college acceptence. I applied to almost all of my 10 colleges in December and was rejected by one. I’m starting to become a little worried again.
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The light bulb in the kitchen went out a few days ago so my mom took the lightbulb from the bathroom to use for the kitchen for the time being. Today was the first day of school after vacation and I had to take the light bulb from the kitchen to put back into the bathroom since I wake up at 6:00 and it was dark in the bathroom and I needed to shower. Just a few minutes ago my mom tried to put back...
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